How do you spell Zemanta?
Posted by andraz, under zemanta on November 21st, 2007
Some internal jokes that really aren’t:
Q: How do you know you are stretching your tools to the limit?
A: You find reproducable segfault inside Perl. In its regex code.
Q: How do you know you surely have enough RAM?
A: “free” command causes a line break in a terminal. Everything below is doubtful.
Q: How do you know your server specs are not balanced?
A: You have more memory than disk space.
Someone testing one of the most hyped technologies in the Valley: Who are “The other guys” and where can I use them?
Q: What does a developer say to CEO at 8am in the morning?
A: Goodnight.
Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Wait, wait, I am already looking it up in Wikipedia!
Q: How do you properly spell Zemanta?
A: Did you mean Zemanova? Google cannot be wrong!
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